This isn’t Million Dollar Baby. This is Billion Dollar Crackbaby. While preparing to interview filmmaker John Miller for this blog, I was presented with a link to his most recent film. That film ended up being Crackbaby Billionaire. The link wasn’t working too well at first. On my initial viewing attempt, Crackbaby Billionaire stopped playing … More Schlock & Gore: Crackbaby Billionaire (2017) (NSFW!)
YouTube is not something to which I give considerable thought. Many of you lizard people out there have had favorite YouTubers for years, and spend a good amount of your downtime drinking in videos from this new breed of celebrity. Is it because these people are more “real” than the standard celebrity? Is it because … More There’s More to YouTube: ReignBot
Admittedly, I’ve never taken acid. One might say I am not “woke”. Let’s try something. Let’s– go on a trip… What to bring: 1. That precious brainmeat of yours 2. This indiegogo campiagn plot synopsis: The Acid Sorcerer is a dark & nihilistic horror film that borders between fiction & reality. The film introduces the … More Schlock & Gore: The Acid Sorcerer (2017)
“I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years A thousand dreams that would awake me Different colors made of tears” I’m kind of breaking the rules this week (They’re my rules, fuck you!). This film is not really horror… maybe it’s a cousin to horror and exploitation. This film is … More Schlock & Gore: …In Furs (2017)
The true artists are those heroes who just do whatever they feel like doing. Fuck the status quo, and fuck what you want. They do things just to do them. What tickles your fancy is of little concern. It isn’t always pretty. In fact, in seldom is. John Miller swims in muddy, crime-filled waters. He … More Interview: John Miller!
“We all know there’s only one way to a man’s heart, Adelheid. That way is tits.” I’d like to talk about Jeff O’Brien’s novel, Bigboobenstein. I know how much people hate reading these days. Hell, you’d probably rather watch me review this on youtube rather than have to trace my print with your eyeballs right … More Bizarro Book review: Bigboobenstein
Does your friend getting decapitated really bum you out? It certainly bums out the expedition crew in Jungle Trap. They don’t end up in hysterics or anything, but gosh darn are they ever ruffled! Shucks! You ever play pretend when you were younger? Maybe like as Indiana Jones with guns or something? Well Jungle Trap … More Schlock & Gore: Jungle Trap (2016)
Your mom comes into your room and catches you masturbating to scrambled porn. She says “You know what I told you would happen if you watch porn!” “The cockface killer will get me.” You reply, ashamedly. “That’s right.” She confirms. “Now go to sleep.” But who is this Cockface Killer? Goregasm (not to be confused … More Schlock & Gore: Goregasm (2007)
Several weeks ago I reviewed Drew Marvick’s slasher flick, Pool Party Massacre. I was so in love that I then contacted him and harrassed him for an interview. What follows is a little peek into the mind of a man I could definitely see myself talking horror movies with for hours on end. Let’s get … More Interview with Filmmaker Drew Marvick!
Tantrum is the third film by indie filmmaker, James Bell. It runs 35 minutes, but I promise you lose time watching Tantrum. By then end I felt like I had just been dragged across sandpaper the entire length of the Missouri River. This film is mean. Tantrum is the kind of film that will make … More Schlock & Gore: Tantrum (2015)