The 7 Deadly Questions w/ F This Movie!’s Patrick Bromley

Being a stay-at-home dad has its perks. I answer to no one (except my wife and my four-year-old and exhaustion), I have time to write every day, and I get to watch my son grow up. Its downsides are minimal (actually) except that I have a hard time remembering what day it is. Thank God … More The 7 Deadly Questions w/ F This Movie!’s Patrick Bromley

Schlock & Gore: Crackbaby Billionaire (2017) (NSFW!)

This isn’t Million Dollar Baby. This is Billion Dollar Crackbaby. While preparing to interview filmmaker John Miller for this blog, I was presented with a link to his most recent film. That film ended up being Crackbaby Billionaire. The link wasn’t working too well at first. On my initial viewing attempt, Crackbaby Billionaire stopped playing … More Schlock & Gore: Crackbaby Billionaire (2017) (NSFW!)

Bogey Boys: Part V

“How the fuck did that happen?” Bleach said in the passenger seat. “Is this Pimpy’s head?” She held the head by the hair spikes, eyes still dangling limply from their holes. “Yeah,” said Dillweed, “I don’t know! I just threw it at that dude’s head and it exploded! I don’t know!” “Did you cum on … More Bogey Boys: Part V

Bogey Boys: Part III

“What-w-what?” he sobbed. Fabian’s arm reached down from atop the roof to stab a tee into the Real One’s windpipe. He gurgled a scream. “Fabian’s on the roof!” said Dillweed, ducking down. Fabian popped another tee into the knot of nerves below the Real One’s ear. The Real One screeched, and with his equilibrium shot … More Bogey Boys: Part III

Bogey Boys: Part IV

Dillweed’s hand groped to find Shane’s eye and the tee there within. He clutched the eye and the head of the tee, so the point was protruding through his fist and punched the tee into Baldy’s neck. Dillweed hooked his hand overhead repeatedly, puncturing whatever he could reach until Baldy released his sweaty grip. Dillweed … More Bogey Boys: Part IV

Bogey Boys Part II

“Yo, Dillweed! You down there, dude?” Dillweed craned his neck around the corner to see Pimpy’s silhouetted ears pointing out like horns from the sides of his oversized sun visor. His hair was spiked hard and high to the heavens. “I can see you! We gotta get going- they’re almost done guzzling Dickmeyer’s booze.” “Let’s … More Bogey Boys Part II